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When you’re the only one in class that knows the answer.

When you’re the only one in class that knows the answer.

1 day ago • 1933 notes
When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.

When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.

1 day ago • 54974 notes
Anonymous asked: Seen you give advice to someone on here so i thought I'd ask you something. Basically I work with two guys that have been going out for 2 years. I then started and I got on well with one of the guys, after a few months we had a few nights out together and he confessed that he liked me, and i was the first girl he had had feelings like this for. But I thought no since we work with his boyfriend anyways a few things happened, they're 'splitting up' and i dont know what to do, feel bad on the boyf

You’re a homewrecker and you should feel bad.

LMAO No. Although I don’t know the circumstances of your current situation or the meaning behind “a few things happened”, it doesn’t sound like you did anything intentionally or interfered with their relationship. Whatever happened between the two of them is between them and they have no business in dragging you into their mess. If you feel sympathetic for his boyfriend, make sure to clear things up with him and explain that you had no intentions of splitting them apart.The most he can do is accept your apology.

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1 month ago • 103 notes
Anonymous asked: I saw my sisters phone on the table and she never has a password and so I was gonna take a bunch of selfies on her phone but when her phone unlocked it went to her texts to her boyfriend and I saw her nudes

LMAO! Do your parents know? If they don’t…

Send them to your phone and get her to do stuff for you or you’ll show them to your parents.image

1 month ago • 470 notes
Anonymous asked: so the boy i like is in 8th grade and im in 7th grade. in november he sent me a classic 'i like u do u like me' text and i nervously responded 'yes'. well he was persuaded to do so by one of the girls in his grade who is, essentially, a blabbermouth. she pretty much told every person in her grade about it, who in turn told the entire middle school. so the next day everything was super awkward. he was awkward around me, i was awkward around him. and everyone treated me like some slut

Like you’ve already said, you’re in middle school. This will all blow over in a week or a month, depending on how much gossip is spread around your school. I can assure you that you’re not a slut, regardless of how these people at your school view you. I doubt everyone even cares that much, especially since this was in November and I’m sure most people have moved on by now. If confessing that you like someone makes you a slut, then wow, everyone’s parents must be a slut then because one of them had to have confessed to the other regarding their affections.

As soon as the new hot topic arrives, everyone will forget about all of this except for the people most affected: you and your crush. If you two want to put it behind yourselves, first he has to apologize. Then you can tell him you don’t have any feelings for him anymore (as you said), tell him you just want to be friends and by the time you’re both in high school (you said you’re going to the same high school as him) you both would have long forgotten about this. I know things like this seem like the end of the world for someone your age, but it’s not; it’s minuscule in comparison to the problems you’ll have to face later in life, or even just in high school.

Now about that girl: tell that blabbermouth bitch to mind her own business. Perhaps she likes him as well but unlike you she’s too pussy to admit it. Walk around like you a bad bitch and strut all up in her face like

"Yeah, I like him. So what? Bitch I can get him if I want to."

Show everyone that you’re above this little rumor and you don’t give an ounce of a fuck what they say about you. The more you act like it affects you the more they’ll make a big deal out of it. If you hear someone gossiping about you just walk by them like

"Yeah I know you’re talkin’ shit. Do I care? No. Why? Because you’re irrelevant."

Put it all behind you. The sooner you forget about it and stop giving a shit, the sooner everyone will as well. Because

"OH-EM-GEE _____ likes _____."

is not something to be ashamed of.

TL;DR Just be like:

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1 month ago • 356 notes
"What are your plans for the future?"

"What are your plans for the future?"

1 month ago • 9818 notes
Realizing there’s no school.

Realizing there’s no school.

1 month ago • 14031 notes
Anonymous asked: well I just got out of an 8 month relationship , but a kid that was like my first real crush really wants me to go on a date with him .. I don't think I'm ready , but hes perfect , like on FaceTime I asked "what team?!" and he looked really serious at me and said "wildcats" ... this is really hard

Wow. That’s quite a predicament you got there. LOL

My advice is: why not go for it? If he’s insistent in pursuing you at least you know he’s interested; which is a lot more than most people can say.

It’s reasonable for you not to be ready, especially since you just got out of a relatively long relationship, but are you really willing to let this opportunity go? How long are you going to wait until you are ready? What if he’s not interested then?

Instead of waiting until you feel like you are, just give it a shot and go out with him once. Afterwards, if you feel content on starting a new relationship with him, ask him to take it slow. If he’s really this “perfect” guy you say he is then he should understand. :D

1 month ago • 16 notes
When I look in the mirror and see how good I look.

When I look in the mirror and see how good I look.

1 month ago • 1429 notes

How to give a blowjob 

Do:

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Do NOT:

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1 month ago • 145827 notes
Me every day at school.

Me every day at school.

1 month ago • 3664 notes
Can you imagine someone new joining Tumblr and…

Can you imagine someone new joining Tumblr and…

1 month ago • 1006 notes